This Is Going To Suck

Consume Mass Quantities (Return of the Coneheads)

Big Brothers Booze

Written by an honor student in an ETL class.  (That's English as a Third Language)

Peace, Love & Luxury Automobiles

Lady Gaga Retiree

Here Comes A Convertible

OK Guys, The light is turning red.  Aim Carefully!

Jesus Saves

Friday Is Hangover Day

Did you ever wonder why they say not to buy a car made on a Monday or Friday?

Sucking Down Pizza

Where Are We

What Happens On The Bus, Stays On The Bus

Exotic Buses - Everyone "gets off" with a smile.

I Wonder What The Meter Maid Is Wearing Today?

Bail Us Out

We know that your kids and grandkids will have to pay the loans back but we are too big (or at least too tall) to fail.

Stimulus for your Package

Must Be A New Brand

Can't wait to see the Superbowl commercial for this one.

Hoity Toity Prep School Drivers Ed

No Chevy for Muffy and Buffy - Learn in a Lexus

If Giants Fans Ran The World

The City That Never Sleeps

Smile

Or I'll Kick Your Ass

Moses In The House

Twilight Zone

And Germany is known for its Fashion

Here Fifi

Does your dog really need body spray and conditioning rinse? Give me a break.

Elliot & ET's Rides

Phone Home

Time Warp

Oh Look, I can get some tapes here to play in my Walkman.

Foot Fetish

No Fat Chicks

Third Tree To The Left

And never pee into the wind.

Land That I Love

You Snooze, You Lose

Itchy

Why did I forget the Lotramin?

Definitely Some Real History

In Case You Didn't Know

Apple Envy

Sore Loser

Remain Calm

Buzzed

It's never been so cheap to fall off the wagon.

Bus-ting With Confidence

It's good to know that if the bus crashes, and my brains and organs are splattered all over the interior, I can be easily and conveniently cleaned up.

God Is Great, Beer Is Good.... People Are Crazy!

Hmmm

Would that mean Everything for your Dollar, or Everything for your Man?

Samurai Deli Goes Weapons Free

Please Park Carefully Inside The Lines

Ultraviolet Magic

Just smile on that tanning bed and whiten your teeth while browing your skin.

Worlds Oldest Puppies

Time to become dogs already.

Rest Stop

Suds With Your Suds

Incest Is Best

Drive In Hotel

Who needs a bellman or a luggage cart, when you can just drive right in.

Desperate Restaurant

What was Peter the signmaker thinking? People don't want private parties I tell you... They just want to drink drink drink.

Dude, Where's My Shoes

Only on Bourbon Street