Everything Is Better With Bacon

Funnel Cakes Are Sinful

It's Finally Over

Make America Great Again

Schwing

My Kind Of Airport

The Morning After

Fun Police

Don't F*3k With The Alligators

So that means no dating.  You can't take them out to dinner, hit them with a cheesy pickup line and then have your way with them.  In addition to the fine, you'll end up on the alligator sex registry.

Do It Yourself

I recently was the recipient of a belated birthday celebration.  Since it was most convenient for me to pick up the cake (which in my case must be a Carvel Ice Cream Cake), I decided to have some fun with the writing on it.

Bike Lane Envy

Decaf

Flat Out Lies

Brothel?

Attention Armed Robbers

You Don't Suppose

For Real?

We're Number 3.... We're Number 3...

Yes I Have

No Friend Of Bill

Bilbong

Shhhhhh

On The Job

My job is to sleep and I'm damn good at it.

Echo Chamber

This is Marlins Park in Miami.  It's 10 minutes before game time and the place is empty.  This despite the fact that the ballpark is a mere 2 years old, the Marlins are a competitive .500 team and the opponent was the defending National League champion St. Louis Cardinals who were starting one of the top pitchers in MLB.  There couldn't have been more than 8,000 fans at this game.

Well Fed

Some Predator.  Actually he eventually noticed and got to play with the lizard for a few minutes.