Saturday, April 24, 2010

Saturday, April 10, 2010

Wednesday, March 31, 2010

The Real McCoy

It happens once a year.  Passover has come again.

For Jews all over the world, its a major celebration.

But, everyone benefits.  The High Fructose Corn Syrup that has sweetened Coke for decades (supplanting sugar) is not Kosher for Passover.  So Coke makes the old version with Sucrose (which is code for good old genuine sugar), which is Kosher.  It has the magic yellow cap.  Stock up now because it will be gone soon.

Sunday, March 14, 2010

Hey, What About Us?

Aren't We Too Big To Fail Also?

I Guess Jobs Bank, Restrictive Work Rules, Retiree Health Care for Life, Defined Benefit Pension, and "You Can't Fire Me" finally caught up to one of you.  Since you were all in Tennessee, maybe you can apply for a job with one of the neighbors down the road (that would be at a non-union J3 plant).  Pleanty of work there and no need for taxpayer bailouts.

Saturday, February 27, 2010

Saturday, January 30, 2010

Tuesday, December 08, 2009

Big Brothers Booze


Written by an honor student in an ETL class.  (That's English as a Third Language)

Sunday, December 06, 2009

Saturday, December 05, 2009

Here Comes A Convertible


OK Guys, The light is turning red.  Aim Carefully!

Thursday, December 03, 2009

Monday, November 30, 2009

Friday Is Hangover Day


Did you ever wonder why they say not to buy a car made on a Monday or Friday?

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Sunday, November 15, 2009

What Happens On The Bus, Stays On The Bus


Exotic Buses - Everyone "gets off" with a smile.

Saturday, October 31, 2009

Bail Us Out


We know that your kids and grandkids will have to pay the loans back but we are too big (or at least too tall) to fail.