Bail Us Out

We know that your kids and grandkids will have to pay the loans back but we are too big (or at least too tall) to fail.

Stimulus for your Package

Must Be A New Brand

Can't wait to see the Superbowl commercial for this one.

Hoity Toity Prep School Drivers Ed

No Chevy for Muffy and Buffy - Learn in a Lexus

If Giants Fans Ran The World

The City That Never Sleeps

Smile

Or I'll Kick Your Ass

Moses In The House

Twilight Zone

And Germany is known for its Fashion

Here Fifi

Does your dog really need body spray and conditioning rinse? Give me a break.

Elliot & ET's Rides

Phone Home

Time Warp

Oh Look, I can get some tapes here to play in my Walkman.

Foot Fetish

No Fat Chicks

Third Tree To The Left

And never pee into the wind.

Land That I Love

You Snooze, You Lose

Itchy

Why did I forget the Lotramin?

Definitely Some Real History

In Case You Didn't Know

Apple Envy

Sore Loser

Remain Calm

Buzzed

It's never been so cheap to fall off the wagon.

Bus-ting With Confidence

It's good to know that if the bus crashes, and my brains and organs are splattered all over the interior, I can be easily and conveniently cleaned up.