Do It Yourself

I recently was the recipient of a belated birthday celebration.  Since it was most convenient for me to pick up the cake (which in my case must be a Carvel Ice Cream Cake), I decided to have some fun with the writing on it.

Bike Lane Envy

Decaf

Flat Out Lies

Brothel?

Attention Armed Robbers

You Don't Suppose

For Real?

We're Number 3.... We're Number 3...

Yes I Have

No Friend Of Bill

Bilbong

Shhhhhh

On The Job

My job is to sleep and I'm damn good at it.

Echo Chamber

This is Marlins Park in Miami.  It's 10 minutes before game time and the place is empty.  This despite the fact that the ballpark is a mere 2 years old, the Marlins are a competitive .500 team and the opponent was the defending National League champion St. Louis Cardinals who were starting one of the top pitchers in MLB.  There couldn't have been more than 8,000 fans at this game.

Well Fed

Some Predator.  Actually he eventually noticed and got to play with the lizard for a few minutes.

English Teacher

Top Of The Morning

What's Old Is New

Some years ago, NYC redeveloped Times Square.  The place of my youth populated by Peep Shows, Prostitutes and Drug Dealers was replace by NYC's version of Disney - certainly great for tourists but worthless for the locals.  It seems that old Times Square is making a comeback as NY law allows women to be topless anywhere that men are so allowed.

Wisdom

15 Minutes Could Save You 15%...

Tough Boss

Chia Pet Turtle

High Rise Condos

Well Maybe

Every little lake, stream, pond and canal and even swimming pool in Florida has one of these CYA signs (considering that half the TV commercials here are for personal injury lawyers).  This one happens to be a block from my house.  I figured it was too small to have gators.  I thought the sign was funny though.  I didn't see whatever is in the circle while I was shooting it.  I'm no expert but that looks like it could be the tail of a Juvenile Alligator.  Perhaps I was wrong.

Changing Of The Guard

When I relocated a few months ago, I brought some pantry and kitchen supplies.  The can on the left was from my NY supermarket and the one on the right is from a FL supermarket.  The yellow can is now empty and I am using local cooking spray.  Just for the record, Shop Rite is a way better market than Publix.

Flasher

This Heron was just standing on the shoreline with its wings spread like it was flashing all the boaters.

Caution: Wet Water

By A Cannon

Shot with one too.

Queen In Front

R2D2 & C3PO Under Cover

Ulitimate Kegstand

Guide Dog

Watching You Watch Her

Sorry for the poor quality but cell phones and backlighting are a bad combo.

Magic Zipper Required

How does one do this with no hands?

Angry Bird

This is one of 14 surviving eagles that adorned Penn Station in NYC prior to its demolition in 1964.  It now lives in the parking lot of the Hicksville LIRR station.

Railroad Tunnel

Anyone who has ever ridden the Long Island Railroad is familiar with this unique view through the seatbacks on the newer M-7 train cars.

Symmetrical AWD