Seeing Is Believing

No Trespassing

2012-03-10T08:43:00.001-05:00

Third Tree To The Left

2012-03-09T08:39:00.003-05:00

Exactly what is a "+" bathroom? It either has a commode or it doesn't.

Beautiful People

2012-03-08T08:36:00.002-05:00

I hope when my time comes, someone writes something nice about me and puts it on a bench...

...and only the beautiful people sit on me.

Tinted Windows

2012-03-07T08:36:00.000-05:00

Very Naughty

2012-01-21T14:28:00.002-05:00

No Ensure To People Under 40

2012-01-05T07:25:00.000-05:00

Off Roading

2012-01-02T11:52:00.001-05:00

One Armed Swimmer

2012-01-01T11:51:00.000-05:00

Happy New Year

2011-12-31T08:36:00.001-05:00

Well, Happy Ending anyway.

Bird Man

2011-12-30T20:33:00.000-05:00

In NY this guy would be sitting on a bench feeding pidgeons but in Central Florida, you pull up in your golf cart and get swamped by Ibis's.

Psychic Barber

2011-11-28T18:01:00.001-05:00

Paging Dr. Schwartz... Code Blue On The 14th Floor

2011-11-27T17:59:00.001-05:00

Is There A Mrs. Ho?

2011-11-26T17:59:00.001-05:00

...And do they have a daughter?

The Great Occupation

2011-10-25T16:18:00.000-04:00

Are You From 60 Minutes?

2011-10-24T16:12:00.001-04:00

Free Haircuts

2011-10-23T16:02:00.000-04:00

WTC Pit Update

2011-10-21T17:15:00.000-04:00

It's been about 6 months since I last shot the WTC site. The Freedom Tower (or whatever the Politicians are calling it these days) is about 80 stories high now. The building to the right of the tower is WTC 7 which is 52 stories tall. To the left you can see one of the fountains now occupying the original twin towers footprints.

0+1=2

2011-10-12T20:58:00.000-04:00

The Thrill Of Victory... And The Agony Of Defeat

2011-07-15T08:31:00.000-04:00

Don't Believe Everything You Read

2011-07-08T14:45:00.000-04:00

Someday (Horse Fantasies)

2011-06-27T07:50:00.000-04:00

"Someday they will let me run in a race - instead of escorting all those other horses to the starting gate... And I will win the race... And then they will bring me all of the hot fillies and mares... And I will have mad hot crazy horse sex with them... And they will love it... Because after all, I'm hung like a horse."

Planted Pedi Cabs

2011-06-09T08:23:00.001-04:00

They must be on a union break.

Thankfully No Picture

2011-06-04T18:43:00.002-04:00

Hang On For Your Life

2011-05-22T16:52:00.002-04:00

Advice For Drunken Freshmen

2011-05-17T12:00:00.003-04:00

Exit Signs For Pets

2011-05-16T18:06:00.000-04:00

Now you know how the seeing eye dog finds its way out.

Catch Of The Day

2011-05-08T21:28:00.000-04:00

I was at a local park doing a sunset model shoot and this guy came walking off the jetty with what seemed like an amazingly large fish.

Brick

2011-05-07T10:30:00.000-04:00

If you play hoops, you'll understand

Secret Entrance

2011-04-20T08:52:00.000-04:00

Now you know why it's NY's Best Kept Secret

The Ex

2011-04-06T23:01:00.000-04:00

I've been taking a photoshop class and we were working on merging images. These were two of the sample images that the class was working on. They made a very cool combination.

Pigeon Worship

2011-03-29T12:00:00.003-04:00

Statues take a beating from pigeons in NYC, but this one is just taunting them.

Crap, I Left My EZ-Pass In The Den

2011-03-28T12:00:00.005-04:00

Located Next Door To The Yahtzee Yurt

2011-03-27T11:31:00.000-04:00

Study To Become A Chair Technician At Apex Tech

2011-03-19T17:32:00.000-04:00

Progress In The WTC Pit

2011-03-13T16:01:00.000-04:00

2004

2011

It's taking forever, but that's politics.

My Name Is Bertha, Can I Help You?

2011-03-12T21:14:00.000-05:00

Everyone Must Be Feeling Better

2011-02-28T12:00:00.002-05:00

Actually There Are Seven

2011-02-27T12:45:00.001-05:00

Just Happy To Be Here

2011-02-25T12:00:00.003-05:00

Mini Golf For Stoners

2011-02-23T12:00:00.001-05:00

Not Today

2011-02-22T22:09:00.003-05:00

Not Exactly

2011-02-21T21:17:00.000-05:00

No Shit

2011-02-01T20:57:00.000-05:00

Trespassing Ok Up To The Sign

2011-01-21T10:00:00.002-05:00

Speed Trap

2011-01-20T09:26:00.000-05:00

Look Ma... No Hands!

2010-12-24T19:33:00.000-05:00

Wonderful Ugly Chick Driving

2010-12-20T00:09:00.000-05:00

Birds Eye Ball

2010-12-09T08:30:00.000-05:00

Sometimes my job takes me to some cool places in NY - I always make sure to look out the window and my trusty point and shoot lives in my brief case. Last night was one of those times. I was at a presentation in the Thompson Reuters building which is across the street from 1 Times Square and this is the Ball that drops on New Years - so I'm only 11 months and 8 days late for this year. But it's definitely a different persepective. That must be a cool fringe benefit of working there, getting to see the show on new years eve with a great view, indoors and warm, and able to have all the booze you want without being subjected to pat and frisk by the NYPD.

Working For The Weekend

2010-11-16T09:43:00.000-05:00

This will be my weekend. Amazingly 2/3 of the leaves are still on the only tree in my yard - it's literally just raining leaves. Last years total was 33 bags of leaves. I'm fortunate that much of the tree extends over the fence line - my annual gift to the neighbors.

Yeah, Like Your Own Tow Truck

2010-11-14T11:37:00.002-05:00

Of course, the Corolla doesn't need one. Mr Goodwrench's home phone number could come in handy.

Brought to you by Too Big To Fail - Bailout Motors.

Sorry for the poor photo quality - cellphone shot, but I just couldn't resist this one.

Voracious Readers

2010-11-07T12:00:00.001-05:00

We are sorry, all 12 books are currently checked out of the library.

BWI

2010-11-06T21:03:00.000-04:00

I'm sorry officer, the wave just jumped out in front of me and I had to swerve to miss it.

Bring Your Wash Home

2010-10-23T21:23:00.000-04:00

Two In The Bush

2010-10-10T11:44:00.000-04:00

Squirrel Snack Wrap

2010-10-03T16:13:00.000-04:00

Can I Have A Swig?

2010-09-27T12:37:00.001-04:00

Moo for Cow Harbor

2010-09-26T08:59:00.004-04:00

Each year, the Great Cow Harbor 10K Race returns to Northport NY on Long Island. Because over 5,000 runners compete, they do a staggered start. While waiting for your group to start you are entertained by a guy in a cow suit with a big red appendage.

This year, Earl from the lodge sold the most raffle tickets for the big screen TV, so he got to be the official starter.

The rooting section included Maude, a 190 LB English Mastiff, who's paws are larger than the womans feet in the sandals behind her. Maude is owned by a nice gent, who works for Canon Cameras, so that made for some pleasant convo. He assured me that this year Maude had not yet eaten any runners.

This is actually some sort of TAC national race, so every year they fly in a Kenyan to win it and he gets to wear number 1. The Kenyan (who is so skinny he actually floats, as shown in the photo) comes with his own film crew seen on the motorcycle, making an IMAX film and in this case yelling at number 5 (from Sweden, judging by the colors) for having the gall to pull ahead with only a half mile to go, potentially ruining the film.

No Commando

2010-09-14T12:00:00.001-04:00

Three Blind Mice

2010-09-13T19:51:00.000-04:00

Jose Reyes of the NY Mets attempting to steal 2nd Base against the Philadelphia Phillies

It's going to be close

And the Umpire ruled him safe. Whoops!

No Mosque

2010-09-12T08:53:00.000-04:00

Mono Piper

2010-09-10T08:07:00.000-04:00

The other day I went to a wildlife preserve to photograph birds. While I was shooting sandpipers I noticed that one was hopping rather than walking. I quickly realized that it only had one leg. It appears that this bird was born this way and to it one leg is normal. We rarely see wild animals with disabilities thrive but this one seems to have done it.

Break The Royal Seal

2010-08-21T08:24:00.000-04:00

Oh The Humanity

2010-08-19T08:31:00.000-04:00

Zoom Compression can be fun to play with.

Bhudda's Sister

2010-08-07T18:42:00.000-04:00

Since I posted his mom a few weeks ago, it wouldn't be fair to leave out his sister.

Really?

2010-07-30T12:00:00.003-04:00

Mom Must Be So Proud

2010-07-29T12:00:00.001-04:00

A-Mail

2010-07-27T12:00:00.001-04:00

Rich Dad, Poor Dad

2010-07-26T12:00:00.002-04:00

Haves

Have Nots

Government Job

2010-07-23T12:00:00.002-04:00

"What A Good Looking Photographer"

2010-07-22T12:00:00.003-04:00

Kitty Hawk

2010-07-21T12:03:00.002-04:00

Small Dogs Only

2010-07-20T12:17:00.000-04:00

Hookah Every Day At Four

2010-07-19T12:42:00.000-04:00

STDs

2010-07-18T12:41:00.000-04:00

Nightmare Next Door

2010-07-17T12:01:00.001-04:00

WTF

2010-07-16T12:05:00.000-04:00

Why Double Park, When You Can Just Park On The Sidewalk

Is That What They Do There

2010-07-15T12:17:00.000-04:00

Reading Is Fundamental

2010-07-14T12:16:00.001-04:00

Translation: "It Be Wack"

Bhudda's Mom

2010-07-13T12:14:00.000-04:00

Score One For Cats

2010-07-12T12:57:00.000-04:00

My Thoughts Exactly

2010-07-11T12:13:00.001-04:00

Dog Riding Allowed

2010-07-10T19:55:00.002-04:00

"Blue One"

2010-04-24T13:38:00.000-04:00

Who's For Lunch?

2010-04-10T11:45:00.000-04:00

Sport Upsidedown Vehicle

2010-04-07T09:08:00.002-04:00

Dashing Dan Goes To Jail

2010-04-01T14:12:00.002-04:00

The Real McCoy

2010-03-31T07:59:00.000-04:00

It happens once a year. Passover has come again.

For Jews all over the world, its a major celebration.

But, everyone benefits. The High Fructose Corn Syrup that has sweetened Coke for decades (supplanting sugar) is not Kosher for Passover. So Coke makes the old version with Sucrose (which is code for good old genuine sugar), which is Kosher. It has the magic yellow cap. Stock up now because it will be gone soon.

That's Not How My Old Boyfriend Did It

2010-03-21T09:36:00.000-04:00

Hey, What About Us?

2010-03-14T12:44:00.003-04:00

Aren't We Too Big To Fail Also?

I Guess Jobs Bank, Restrictive Work Rules, Retiree Health Care for Life, Defined Benefit Pension, and "You Can't Fire Me" finally caught up to one of you. Since you were all in Tennessee, maybe you can apply for a job with one of the neighbors down the road (that would be at a non-union J3 plant). Pleanty of work there and no need for taxpayer bailouts.

Gesundheit

2010-02-27T08:03:00.002-05:00

Put Me In Coach, I'm Ready To Play...

2010-02-08T15:58:00.001-05:00

Hey Ref, He Tripped Me

2010-02-07T15:58:00.000-05:00

Ultimate Keep Out Sign

2010-01-31T15:15:00.000-05:00

Peace

2010-01-30T16:14:00.002-05:00

This Is Going To Suck

2009-12-21T17:16:00.001-05:00

Consume Mass Quantities (Return of the Coneheads)

2009-12-20T17:22:00.000-05:00

Big Brothers Booze

2009-12-08T15:35:00.000-05:00

Written by an honor student in an ETL class. (That's English as a Third Language)

Peace, Love & Luxury Automobiles

2009-12-07T12:19:00.001-05:00

Lady Gaga Retiree

2009-12-06T11:47:00.002-05:00

Here Comes A Convertible

2009-12-05T11:11:00.000-05:00

OK Guys, The light is turning red. Aim Carefully!